I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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