I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
So. Much. Porn.
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