This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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