I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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