Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Nicole vs. Life
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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