My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
