it's great music for shaving your balls
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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