It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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