that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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