so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
wow bdsm is so cute
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