super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Someone came in the potted fern
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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