id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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