? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
it was like having sex with a tree stump
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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