Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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