i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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