he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Randomize
