therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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