Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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