don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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