If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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