the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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