the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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