C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Alive.
So much puke
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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