I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Randomize
