there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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