there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
