just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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