yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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