Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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