You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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