Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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