He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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