You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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