That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
My dick has a subreddit
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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