i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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