I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
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