Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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