i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
not ubering you a puppy
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
