Where is the hickey?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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