I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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