She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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