Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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