She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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