Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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