I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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