If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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