if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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