So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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