Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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