I CAN MOONWALK!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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