she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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