dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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