It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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