i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Randomize
