You can't special order awesome
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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