So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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